Jason Younker

I often wear mismatched socks and have been known to go to the store to pick up stuff for dinner in my pajamas. I like to travel and take long walks on the beach and can often be seen helping old ladies cross busy streets and often write grammatically malformed run-on sentences with much speling errurs.

I am a workaholic who loves his job as a software developer with seomoz and has a now useless masters degree in clinical psych... which reminds me! If anybody is interested in becoming a masters level clinical psychologist, I have a very nice looking piece of paper from an accredited institution for sale (at a very reasonable price mind you). A little whiteout, some caligraphy lessons and you are two years closer to counseling crazy people!