Hello, devoted Mozbers out there (Moz + Members). We're currently in the process of redesigning our business cards, and we want some amusing, fun, not at all corporate or stuffy-sounding job titles. Rand, Gillian, and the programmers are all pretty set with their creative titles, but Scott, Jane, Sarah, the future admin, and I all need your help. We need suggestions for awesomely bodacious and radtacular job titles.

I'll run down the list of what we traditionally do in order to give you all a starting point:

Scott: manages business development and client communications and partnerships

Sarah: she's our legal lady--general counsel, the one phone call in case I unsuccessfully rob a liquor store, all that good stuff

Jane: SEO, reputation management, social media, consulting, speaking, some blogging, rocking the accent

Rebecca: SEO, social media, blogging, content management, consulting, speaking, driving Rand crazy

Future admin: uh, admin tasks (answering phones, running errands, fielding questions, booking travel, event planning)

Danny: self-proclaimed "head intern;" he does development and programming odds and ends

Okay, you have your homework assignment. We need job titles! Think Rand Fishkin: Wizard of Moz, Gillian Muessig: Chief Cook and Head Bottlewasher, Mel Gray: Codeasaurus Tex, Jeff Pollard: Binary Czar. Those bastards already have their titles ready to go, so help out the ones in need! If we pick your suggestion, you'll receive a lovely prize (I'm thinking an envelope full of Rand's beard whiskers, but we could also throw a link your way or something). Start brainstorming!